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[mocks]

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"This is the voice mail of Doctor Barbara Morse. Sorry I missed your call, leave a message at the beep! BEEEEEEEEP!"

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[incywincyhero]

No. This way if I die messily there'll be an air of mystery to it.

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[mocks]

that isn't very reassuring, hon.

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[incywincyhero]

But it is mysterious, right?

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[mocks]

incredibly.

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[incywincyhero]

Oh, and if I die someone needs to take care of Kevin II. He's in the lunchroom fridge. Big lettering on the saran wrap, can't miss him.

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[mocks]

dare i ask what that is?

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[incywincyhero]

An experiment I'm repeating from back home. Kevin the Cheese. I want to see how long it takes him to become sentient.

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[mocks]

oh my god

D:

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[incywincyhero]

What? It's sealed up, it doesn't smell or anything.

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[mocks]

sentient cheese, dude.

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[incywincyhero]

I don't get why it's grosser after mold grows on it when it was already moldly in the first place.

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[mocks]

the whole thing is icky

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[incywincyhero]

You'll hurt his feelings.

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[mocks]

how do you know he's a he?

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[incywincyhero]

You're right, that was close-minded of me. You'll hurt *Kevin(a)*'s feelings.

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[mocks]

i'll worry about that when kevin(a) develops a brain

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[incywincyhero]

Let's not rule out the possibility of a gestalt consciousness, now.

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[mocks]

i wouldn't dream of such a thing. ;)